adolfhitlersnipples:

"From the Perspective of God" by Bo Burnham

I adore this man endlessly

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The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

I feel like everything would be a turn off for me, not because i’m asexual or anything, i’m just too lazy to  metaphorically get it up

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regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

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dottoraqn:

College students.

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fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

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susieryuu:

Tell me this is not the most awkward thing you’ve ever seen.

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221b-bitch-please-street:

gabite:

cradily:

sophlaa:

cradily:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin

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simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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I believe in the Loch Ness Monster, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Sherlock, and Supernatural. (But Harry Potter and the Marauders are my ultimate)
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